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Fluoride Zombie T-Shirt

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It’ll rot your brain and calcify your pineal gland but it does absolute wonders for your teeth. Smile bright and smile wide because the only thing you’ll have left to smile about after years of consuming fluoride is the fact that you are an actual zombie with a set of Hollywood chompers. After all, you’re gonna need great teeth to bite into a hard GMO apple… or a brain.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed

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