The perfect shirt for New Years Eve. You just have to do your absolute best not to die before 12 AM on December 31st 2019. This shirt is suitable for wearing both during 2020 and after 2020. After all, 2020 is the year for declaring things over and done before they’re actually over and done… So go ahead and declare yourself a survivor before you actually survive. This shirt is symbolic of your historic voyage through the hellacious year of 2020 and it features guest stars like the honeypot princess Ghislaine Maxwell and Carole Baskin. It includes a tribute to Kobe Bryant and to Beirut, Lebanon. Riddled with both villains and heroes and a safe amount of toilet paper, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversation. If you’re an introvert, just wear it at home while you watch videos about the Great Reset.
You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center