Will the Real Joe Biden Please Stand Up - Men's Tank Top
$29.99
Description
"Can I have your attention, please? Will the real Joe Biden please stand up?" We're not asking this in jest, truth seekers. We present to you our newest creation: a men's tank top featuring a multitude of Joe Biden masks, each more deceiving than the last.
This tank taps into the widely echoed question reverberating in the minds of those who dare to question: are we indeed witnessing the true Joe Biden on our screens, or are we being handed a beautifully orchestrated facade? Many a discerning eye has noticed the inconsistency - the change in demeanor, the alteration in speech. Could it be a look-alike or an actor perhaps? With each televised appearance, the query becomes more pressing, the mystery more tantalizing.
Crafted from premium cotton, this tank is a statement piece that’s sure to invite intrigue and conversation. Its design is our expression of defiance against deception, and a nod to those willing to ask the uncomfortable questions. We don’t merely wear our beliefs, we embody them, one fabric at a time.
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This tank taps into the widely echoed question reverberating in the minds of those who dare to question: are we indeed witnessing the true Joe Biden on our screens, or are we being handed a beautifully orchestrated facade? Many a discerning eye has noticed the inconsistency - the change in demeanor, the alteration in speech. Could it be a look-alike or an actor perhaps? With each televised appearance, the query becomes more pressing, the mystery more tantalizing.
Crafted from premium cotton, this tank is a statement piece that’s sure to invite intrigue and conversation. Its design is our expression of defiance against deception, and a nod to those willing to ask the uncomfortable questions. We don’t merely wear our beliefs, we embody them, one fabric at a time.
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |