Will the Real Joe Biden Please Stand Up - T-Shirt
$27.99
Description
Can I have your attention, please? Will the real Joe Biden please stand up?" We're not asking this in jest, truth seekers. We present to you our newest creation: a T-shirt featuring a multitude of Joe Biden masks, each more deceiving than the last.
This tee taps into the widely echoed question reverberating in the minds of those who dare to question: are we indeed witnessing the true Joe Biden on our screens, or are we being handed a beautifully orchestrated facade? Many a discerning eye has noticed the inconsistency - the change in demeanor, the alteration in speech. Could it be a look-alike or an actor perhaps? With each televised appearance, the query becomes more pressing, the mystery more tantalizing.
Crafted from premium cotton, this tee is a statement piece that’s sure to invite intrigue and conversation. Its design is our expression of defiance against deception, and a nod to those willing to ask the uncomfortable questions. We don’t merely wear our beliefs, we embody them, one fabric at a time.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee taps into the widely echoed question reverberating in the minds of those who dare to question: are we indeed witnessing the true Joe Biden on our screens, or are we being handed a beautifully orchestrated facade? Many a discerning eye has noticed the inconsistency - the change in demeanor, the alteration in speech. Could it be a look-alike or an actor perhaps? With each televised appearance, the query becomes more pressing, the mystery more tantalizing.
Crafted from premium cotton, this tee is a statement piece that’s sure to invite intrigue and conversation. Its design is our expression of defiance against deception, and a nod to those willing to ask the uncomfortable questions. We don’t merely wear our beliefs, we embody them, one fabric at a time.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |