Bippity Boppity Brainwash - T-Shirt
$27.99
Description
Step right up and witness the magic that only the House of Mouse could conjure! Our latest tee unveils the sorcery beneath those iconic ears and the tunes we've hummed since youth. With a hypnotic swirl straight from a sorcerer's lair, this design isn't just about a mouse with magic; it's about the enchantment that lurks behind every broadcast, subtly shaping the minds of our children, one fairy tale at a time.
Crafted with a touch of mischief, this tee is available in colors as enchanting as the lands where princes and princesses dwell: pristine white, mystic silver, ethereal heather prism ice blue, and a pink reminiscent of dawn over Sleeping Beauty's castle. But remember, folks, while fairy tales might promise "happily ever after," this tee serves as a whimsical reminder: not all that glitters in the realm of animated tales is gold. Are we enchanted by the stories, or ensnared by the sorcery?
Embark on a journey to unveil the spectacle, the wonder, the... Bippity Boppity Brainwash! Don't let your guard down; even the most mesmerizing magic has its mysteries. Let this shirt be your armor, your statement, and your cheeky nod to the pixie dust sprinkled a bit too liberally over our screens.
So, are you ready to pull back the velvet curtain? Dive into our magical wardrobe of colors, and remember – it's all fun and games until someone loses their free will. Stay curious, stay aware, and most importantly, stay enchanted... but on your own terms.
Note: This design is a loving parody and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any major entertainment company. It's all in good fun, with a hint of truth sprinkled in. Wear responsibly!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Crafted with a touch of mischief, this tee is available in colors as enchanting as the lands where princes and princesses dwell: pristine white, mystic silver, ethereal heather prism ice blue, and a pink reminiscent of dawn over Sleeping Beauty's castle. But remember, folks, while fairy tales might promise "happily ever after," this tee serves as a whimsical reminder: not all that glitters in the realm of animated tales is gold. Are we enchanted by the stories, or ensnared by the sorcery?
Embark on a journey to unveil the spectacle, the wonder, the... Bippity Boppity Brainwash! Don't let your guard down; even the most mesmerizing magic has its mysteries. Let this shirt be your armor, your statement, and your cheeky nod to the pixie dust sprinkled a bit too liberally over our screens.
So, are you ready to pull back the velvet curtain? Dive into our magical wardrobe of colors, and remember – it's all fun and games until someone loses their free will. Stay curious, stay aware, and most importantly, stay enchanted... but on your own terms.
Note: This design is a loving parody and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any major entertainment company. It's all in good fun, with a hint of truth sprinkled in. Wear responsibly!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |