Bippity Boppity Brainwash - Men's Tank Top
$29.99
Description
Gentlemen, step right up and witness the sorcery only the House of Mouse could weave! Our latest tank unravels the enchantments beneath those iconic ears and the tunes that have echoed in our hearts since childhood. With a mesmerizing swirl taken from a wizard's playbook, this design isn't merely about a magical mouse; it's about the hidden forces behind every broadcast, molding the minds of our young ones, one legend at a time.
Crafted with a masculine touch, this tank stands as a sly reminder: while legends might speak of "heroic deeds," not everything told in the realm of animated adventures is righteous. Are we charmed by the narratives, or trapped by the trickery?
Embark on a quest to uncover the marvel, the mystique, the... Bippity Boppity Brainwash! Keep your wits about you; even the grandest of tales harbor their shadows. Let this tank be your shield, your proclamation, and your wry salute to the magic that might've been spread a tad too thickly across our screens.
So, are you prepared to draw back the tapestry of illusion? Remain questioning, remain vigilant, and most crucially, remain spellbound... but by your own design.
Note: This design is a playful jest and is not linked with or supported by any prominent entertainment firm. It's all for a laugh, with a sprinkle of reality added for good measure. Don responsibly!
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Crafted with a masculine touch, this tank stands as a sly reminder: while legends might speak of "heroic deeds," not everything told in the realm of animated adventures is righteous. Are we charmed by the narratives, or trapped by the trickery?
Embark on a quest to uncover the marvel, the mystique, the... Bippity Boppity Brainwash! Keep your wits about you; even the grandest of tales harbor their shadows. Let this tank be your shield, your proclamation, and your wry salute to the magic that might've been spread a tad too thickly across our screens.
So, are you prepared to draw back the tapestry of illusion? Remain questioning, remain vigilant, and most crucially, remain spellbound... but by your own design.
Note: This design is a playful jest and is not linked with or supported by any prominent entertainment firm. It's all for a laugh, with a sprinkle of reality added for good measure. Don responsibly!
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |